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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 101, July 4, 1891"

(_To_
Pres.) Do you think the Artist could paint it out?
_Pres_. I feel sure he will do everything in his power to satisfy your
Lordship's artistic instincts.
_Premier_. Just so.
[_Exit_ R. _when enter_ FIRST LORD of the TREASURY, L.
_Pres_. (_greeting new-comer cordially_). Most glad to see you, my
dear Right Hon. Sir!
_First Lord_. Very good indeed of you to say so, but am always anxious
to do my duty to my Queen and Country. (_Gazing at picture._) Hm! Not
bad! But, I say, I do know something of yachting, and that isn't the
way to brace up the marling-spike to the fokesell yard with the main
jibboom three points in a wind with some East in it! If I may venture
a suggestion--hope Artist will paint out the gondola. Ta-ta! A bird in
the hand is worth two in the bush. [_Exit._
_Pres_. Well, well, I do not know what our friend will think of the
matter, but perhaps the Hansom of Venice _is_ a little superfluous.
Why here is the HOME SECRETARY.
[_Enter that august personage--mutual greeting._
_Home Sec_. (_examining picture_).


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