Punch_ prefers to have no knowledge.
He only does not know--has never known a
More worthy toast than "_Floreat Etona!_"
* * * * *
THE NEW CRUSADERS.
["Kaiser Wilhelm, according to a Berlin Journal, has given his
consent to a lottery being instituted throughout the Empire
'for combating the slave trade in Africa.' Tickets to the
amount of eight millions of marks will be issued, five and
a half millions of which will be devoted to prizes."--_Daily
Telegraph Berlin Correspondent_.]
KNIGHTS-ERRANT of earth's earlier days,
Might learn from WILHELM KAISER.
They risked their lives in Paynim frays,
We moderns have grown wiser.
'Tis not enough by Big Bazaars
To buttress Churches tottery;
We, with the dice "financing" wars,
Conduct Crusades--by Lottery!
* * * * *
LIVE AND LEARN.--Mr. PARKINSON will now probably admit that the
foolish process known as "breaking a butterfly on a wheel" may bring
the breaker woe.
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