"HE'S A GOOD MAN IN THE TRENCHES, SIR, AND A GOOD MAN IN A SCRAP, SIR;
BUT YOU'LL NEVER MAKE A SOLDIER OF HIM."]
[Illustration: _Sergeant-Major_ (_to nervous gunner who has got mixed
up with drag-rope_). "WHAT WERE YOU BEFORE YOU JOINED THE ARMY? A
SNAKE-CHARMER?"]
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[Illustration: HOME-MADE MUNITIONS.]
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[Illustration: "HEAVENS, SERGEANT, WHAT'S THIS?"
"THAT JOKE OF MINE, YOU KNOW--WHEN I ASK A RECRUIT WHO'S BEEN THROWN,
'WHO THE DEVIL ASKED YOU TO DISMOUNT, SIR?' WELL, HERE'S ONE OF THE
PAPERS SAYS IT'S THE OLDEST WHEEZE IN THE WORLD!"]
[Illustration: WHY NOT V.A.D. SECTION OF VIVANDIERES AT OUR
THEATRE-BARS TO RENDER FIRST AID TO ANY RECKLESS YOUTH WHO HAS THE
TEMERITY TO TAKE A THEATER WHISKY?]
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A FALSE ALARM.
[Illustration: "CALL ME AT SEVEN SHARP."]
BOOM!
BANG!
CRASH!
"OH, ZEPPS?"
"I WAS AFRAID IT WAS TIME TO GET UP!"]
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THE COMPLETE FILM ACTOR.
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